Earth to astronaut Barbie, we have a new space collectible ... but probably not for all of the reasons Mattel intended.

President Donald Trump told lawmakers that U.S. astronauts will one day carry the American flag to Mars and beyond during a speech before the joint session of Congress late Tuesday (March 5).

A father and two sons scaled Moonlight Buttress in Zion National Park to hang an American flag last Wednesday.

And as we couldn't help but notice, it was adorned with a graphic of an AI-generated Shiba Innu waving a mangled American flag that featured 11 stripes and a deformed mush of about 37 stars.