But what is The Birdie Song? Other than being unspeakably awful, it is a 1981 recording of a Swiss oom-pah song by The Tweets ...

Conrad Birdie (Damon Iracki) leans in to kiss Kim McAfee (Apalonia Passetti), but her boyfriend, Hugo (Eddie Hargrave) has ...

and Birdie, 5, sings. “Your weakness made me lonely / Unholy matrimony /Did you do to her what you did to me? / Was she on her knees?” As the song continues, Jessica sings that she’d rather ...

Related: Jessica Simpson’s New Song ‘Use My Heart Against Me’ Sparks Country Rumors Again The former flames tied the knot in 2014 and share three kids: Daughters Maxwell, 12, and Birdie ...