1. “A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.” —Garrison Keillor 2. “Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a ...

But if you're not in a festive mood just yet, this list of 100 funny Christmas quotes should give you a few Santa-worthy belly laughs. Share these funny holiday quotes with your friends and family ...