And apparently (we haven't tried one ourselves just yet -- the closest we've come is a scorpion cocktail) they taste like crab-meets-chicken with a nutty, earthy flavor. But back to our scorpion ...

Please note that for this list, we are not including variations like the Single-Leg Boston Crab, the Texas Cloverleaf and the Scorpion Deathlock/Sharpshooter. Real Name Height Weight Other ...