The red mullet off Monemvasia are supposedly the best in the Aegean. A net full of them, red yes, but pink too with flashes of yellow as the sun rose on a still dark blue sea is a lovely ...

This concerned me greatly. Kevin James's mullet doesn't match his beard, and Rob Schneider's shaggy blonde hair looks like the type you'd buy at a Halloween store. The problem? He's not dressed up ...