The entire thing looks exactly like an April Fools' joke -- in fact, a Jony Ive-channeling McDonald's presenter (see video above) calls the STRAW "spectacularly unnecessary." However, April 1 is ...

Believe it or not, the burger joint took a stab at pizza in the late '80s, and, surprisingly, it wasn't called the McPizza. Commercial: The McDonald's family-size pepperoni pizza, smothered in ...