Let me get this out of the way: Before I watched A Minecraft Movie, I knew little about Minecraft or how popular the video game is. How could I let this information pass me by? Heck, it would be ...

By now, everything in the Minecraft Movie is on the table - next thing you know, somebody's getting married to a Creeper. The internet is losing its collective mind about this blocky love story ...

A Minecraft Movie is already the fourth-biggest ... let's deal with the mid-credit scene which continues the love story between Marlene (Jennifer Coolidge) and the Villager she strikes with ...

And one of the unique things about the game is there's no story ... you really love about it. And for me, I really, really love the piglin characters. I mean, they're so unique to Minecraft.

Take heart, parents: “A Minecraft Movie” isn’t near as bad ... she freely talks about her recent divorce and falls in love with an Overworld villager after hitting him with her car.

Seriously, what's not to love ... the story aims to teach. Themes like imagination, creativity, building something from nothing, community and the power of friendship abound in A Minecraft ...