She paired the piece with the most Y2K bottoms: parachute pants in the color of the season, firehouse red, along with the shoes all the cool girls can’t stop wearing, white Adidas Sambas with ...

And save for brief dalliances with parachute pants (in the nineties) and some extremely NSFW low-rise flares (in the early aughts), rarely in my four decades of dressing have I deviated from those ...