Last week, the National Highway Traffic Safety Association announced in a report that 578,607 Tesla vehicles would be recalled in the United States due to the company's Boombox feature ...

Also among the features — because Elon Musk seemingly runs Tesla with a juvenile edgelord's sensibilities — was a "fart on contact" feature that effectively turns any seat into a whoopee cushion.

But Tesla didn’t stop there. This over-the-air holiday update also delivers 18 major and eight minor improvements, including the ability to view and save Dashcam and Sentry Mode clips directly ...