This piece of papyrus (ancient Egyptian paper) shows Pharaoh Ramesses III standing in front of the three Gods of Memphis: Ptah, Sekhmet and Nfertum. Ancient Egyptians decorated themselves with as ...

looks eerily like ancient statuettes of Ptah, the Egyptian god of - wait for it - arts, crafts and trade. (The Academy declined comment for this story.) Indeed, for literally thousands of years ...