Operator: Ambulance, what’s the address of the emergency? Caller: Hello, I’m really sorry to bother you. I think I’ve broken the front of the top of my tooth, and it’s starting to throb.

Caller: Right, so unless I get bit? Operator: Unfortunately, we can’t send an ambulance for an alligator. Perhaps you can ring your vet? Caller: Oh yeah, there’s no problem with that. It’s just she ...

Of the 426,116 calls to the ambulance service last year ... Caller: Hi, the bracelet is on my wrist and I can’t take it off. It’s so tight. Operator: Is your breathing normal for you?