if you even want to call it a beard. This footage was taken after I let it grow for two weeks. Two weeks! It's thin, patchy, and in some spots there's no hair at all. Sad. But let's look at this ...

Captain of the Hurricanes since 2019, Jordan Staal’s beard is thin around his lips but climbs up his cheeks like facial ivy, making him look slightly like a statesman from colonial times.