Scottie Scheffler is so comfortable while getting set to defend his RBC Heritage title in Hilton Heads that he even joked about his time in jail.

Defending Masters champion Scottie Scheffler was always lurking this week at Augusta National, but he couldn't ever make his way to the top of the leaderboard.

But spare us your tired platitudes that the Masters doesn't begin until the back nine on Sunday afternoon. Constraints apply only to mortals, a category from which Scheffler has seceded. Unless the Louisville police department stages a full tactical extraction from Washington Road or Scheffler once again comes out on the business end of a wine glass and ravioli,