He's got a cultured left boot That keeps time to the Magic Flute It dribbles like Pele And then goes to the ballet While defenders chance--to halt its advance They soon find themselves in a trance ...
Thinking he's on to a good deal, Pop Larkin buys two hundred pigs. But before he knows what's what, he's up to his neck in it. As Ma's birthday approaches, Pop arranges a Punch and Judy show and ...