But what is The Birdie Song? Other than being unspeakably awful, it is a 1981 recording of a Swiss oom-pah song by The Tweets ...

and Birdie, 5, sings. “Your weakness made me lonely / Unholy matrimony /Did you do to her what you did to me? / Was she on her knees?” As the song continues, Jessica sings that she’d rather ...

This will be Music Director Diane Havern and Director/Set Designer Rene’ Roberge’s twentieth and final high school musical.